Location: Sitting besides me in an airplane.
Kaka (offering me some potato chips): Here, have some of these…
Me: No thanks… I’m fine 🙂
Kaka: Arey have some, its OK….
Me: No but I am full. Just had some snacks.
Kaka: But these are from LONDON!!!
Me (thinking – sarcastically): OMG, I am the luckiest person on earth to get a once in a lifetime opportunity to have chips that are from LONDON!!! Is it possible that the potatoes from which these chips are made, come from GUJARAT (recalling Narendra Modi’s speech)? 😛
Me (saying): We get chips in India.
Kaka: Arey but these are from LONDON!!!
Me (only to avoid further embarrassment in completely full flight): Alright…
GUJJU KAKA ROCKS!!!